Tarzan Meets Jane

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Some of y'all may have heard this one.. but I was reminded of it again today by a friend.. It's definitely funny!

When Jane was first stranded in the Jungle and met Tarzan, she was trying to find out all she could about him.. so she eventually had to ask..
"Tarzan, have you ever had sex?"

"Tarzan not know what is "sex?", Say's Tarzan.

So, after Jane explains, Tarzan says, "Oh.. Tarzan just use knothole in tree".

"Oh no," says Jane, "Let me show you how it's supposed to be"..and removing all her clothes, she lays back on the grass, points to her "spot", and says,
"You need to just put your manhood right here"..

So, Tarzan rips off the loincloth, displaying all his manly glory, steps between Jane's legs, and kicks her hard, right in the crotch!
Jane is mortified, and rolls around for quite a while in mortal agony, then says to Tarzan.. "What the hell did you have to do that for??"

Tarzan replies.. "Tarzan learn early.. always check for squirrel!"

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